もし誰かが別の歴史の一部にいたいと思っているなら、その人は歴史の良い学生ではありません。昔の日々はひどいものでした。人々はほとんど何も知らず、若くして恐ろしい病気で死ぬ可能性が高かったです。今では歯がありません。特に女性にとってはひどいものでした。

If anyone thinks they'd rather be in a different part of history, they're probably not a very good student of history. Life sucked in the old days. People knew very little, and you were likely to die at a young age of some horrible disease. You'd probably have no teeth by now. It would be particularly awful if you were a woman.